The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)
Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*
by Boner Bentley April 30, 2008
Get the splut mug.To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:
The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.
The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.
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1 n. A derogatory term describing the lowest of females who is both a “slut” and a “cunt.” It can also be used in a playful manner between two friends, typically both male.
2 v. The act of having sex in a rough and awkward fashion.
2 v. The act of having sex in a rough and awkward fashion.
1. a. I hate Laquesha so much she is a massive slunt.
b. I love you Jeff but you are a HUGE slunt for hooking up with that chick.
2. I was slunting this chick from the back who had her legs tucked behind her head when her mom walked in.
b. I love you Jeff but you are a HUGE slunt for hooking up with that chick.
2. I was slunting this chick from the back who had her legs tucked behind her head when her mom walked in.
by Manbearpig001 December 25, 2008
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2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim
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