Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

sploogecakes

a term of endearment for a guy that masturbates excessively

Me- Hi Sploogecakes!
Kevin (taking hand out of pants)- Hi!

by mury December 1, 2003

Splooge

juice that fires out of the male sex organ. It also has been found to jam some AK-47 rifles due to the growing craze of splooging into the barrles of them.

Splooge in Nick's ak makes it jam.

by Alex Stephan April 2, 2007

Splooge McDuck

Whereby I jizz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.

Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"

Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"

Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"

by chrodochritis September 10, 2012

Bama Splooge

Something you say when something actiony happens.

"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."

"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"

by Bradmaster January 27, 2009