Splooge Clues

Popular children show in which children of all ages get extremely wet and sticky with ejaculatory fluids known a cum or semen.

"I was watching Splooge Clues and this guy just cummed all over this little girl's face."

by Cum Dictator October 18, 2009

splooge magnet

promiscuous girl

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet

by Carlo999 June 30, 2011

splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

splooge lagoon

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Splooge Fest

When you get together with the gang, and choke eachothers chickens after No Nut Nov,

Bro you going to Splooge fest Dec1st at Cameron’s house??
Uuuuuuuhh IM GONNA SPLOOGE!!!!!!!!!

by Theoneandonly, God November 25, 2018