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Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008
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Winking Sphinx

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.
Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
by daHannibal September 2, 2012
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shafafa-sphere

Shafafa-sphere (n)

A communal space that is infused with “shafafa”, and each members a “shafafa-naut” (q.v). Shafafa-spheres tend to be highly stable, slow-moving entities. Those who attempt to disrupt a shafafa-sphere (i.e., by acting as a “voice of reason”, calling for realistic planning, swift action, etc.), typically face grave consequences (e.g., being “voted off the island”), that are meted out with astonishing speed.
That chick is floating around this place without doing anything of value...she's definitely in the shafafa-sphere.
by DavePrime9 April 10, 2016
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
by SuzyG October 20, 2008
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Airing Out The Sphincter

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."
by djandym January 2, 2015
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Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).
I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!
by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022
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