Helter Skelter

a spiral-shaped playground slide.

like they say in that beatles' song, wonderfully covered by siouxsie and the banshees, "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide"

by mickoner September 5, 2005

Shelton, CT

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?

by sheltonite August 7, 2006

Sheltie

A small dog that looks like lassie.

What's that sheltie? Timmy fell in the well?

by brumper April 17, 2006

Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010

spectacular

Overall amazing, Flat out phonenonimal. Something that is not commonly found on most people or things.

Krissi's has a spectacular laugh and she is all that i think about.

by K_Scott April 25, 2007

Spectacular

Kiely Williams was washed up dysney channel star, best known for the cheetah girls. She has been un heard of since 2006, but is now raising attention with her new music video for her song "Spectacular". The video is appaling, and do not watch it if you are with other people, mainly because she acts like a toal slut in it. The video even contains some nudism, and extemely ghetto lyrics.

Some of the lyrics to Spectacular include:

"I must have been on drugs
I hope he used a rubber
Or I'mma be in trouble"

"I think he pulled a track out
When he was blowing my back out"

by Lola256 May 1, 2010

Shelter

Sexy word for house

I went back to my shelter to spin my fidget spinner

by LolXDXDXD May 21, 2017