Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015

spank n jank

To masturbate or to say stuff in the place of a saying.

I'm about to go spank n jank

by ShlongLong October 27, 2017

spank fuel

Mental images saved for the later purpose of masturbating to them.

Did you see Katie and Megan making out at the bar last night? Total spank fuel.

by copandahalf April 16, 2009

spank the champ.

Toss off.

Ain't getting no 'tang, I'm gonna spank the champ.

by penguintaco October 4, 2009

spank my dough

the act of finding out who your daddy is and why he left you all those years ago

when im alone I like to spank my dough

by spanking dough May 15, 2015

spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.

Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008