awkward silence

an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.

sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."

by Kate and Olivia January 10, 2007

Silence Her

Silence Her - To shove your throbbing cock down a bad bitches mouth when she won't shut up.
- Silencing a woman by force feeding your dick down her esophagus.
- Stopping a bird(woman) from running her little slutty mouth, by injecting cum down her throat.

1) DAVID! If you don't tell your bitch to shut her mouth, I'm going to Silence Her!!

2) "I'm sick of all your bullshit, you ain't nuthin but a lazy ass nigga. smokin' and eatin' and shit."
"Bitch you better shut the fuck up before i silence your ass in the worst way, you'll be throwin up with these full balls"

by The Big EL August 23, 2009

Mancomfortable silence

When You are expressing your feelings to a man and your all mushy and gushy and they don't know what to say...all you hear is crickets chirping as you just poured out your heart

I told Chris how I love him soooo much and all i got was mancomfortable silence.

by pooh12 March 18, 2010

awkward silence

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol

by yomamaisfatt February 5, 2007

suicide silence

An amazing band the definition of Death Metal

Suicide Silence is so fucking Death Metal

by xalliegorexxxxx July 4, 2008

suicide silence

fucking greatest band ever. sickest lyrical content and sexiest fucking band members.

suicide silence is the greatest band ever.

by notimetobleed August 21, 2009

Silencer

Silent but DEADLY fart.

Vic passed a horrendous Silencer to Jonathan.

by -C H o P P a- May 23, 2004