laundry soap

The same thing as laundry detergent. It means you're putting the LAUNDRY SOAP into the washer in order to wash your crappy clothes.

(lmao idk anyone who calls this laundry soap. My friend does tho) (because he is a person of natural perfection.) (lmao not true)

"MOM! We're out of Laundry Soap!"

"Tf you say?"

by The Disrespect February 23, 2022

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

by AmyLane July 19, 2023

snatch soap

It is soap used primarily for de-funking ones snatch. It can be used in conjunction with other soaps to remove the spicy nature of ones undercarriage.

Damn! Did you use that snatch soap?

by Dr Cornelius Higginbotham June 2, 2015

Soap Wars

The game that pedophile and former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky invented to initiate his feel out process on how far he could take his naked shower escapades with young boys.

The game starts out by throwing soap at each other in the shower, then if Jerry Sandusky is present escalates to male on male lathering, shoulder/back rubs, and extreme pervasive sexual acts.

You wanna play soap wars bro, no dude I aint gay.

My little bro told me his coached asked him if he wanted to play soap wars? Who was his coach Jerry Sandusky or some shit? Naw, some other sick fuck!

U into Soap Wars bro? Nah man im not into dudes!

by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011

Unwrap The Soap

When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.

"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"

"Dude, just unwrap the soap"

by Tim Hawksfield May 13, 2008