Snowing

(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)

Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!

by WhoTFisDave December 2, 2020

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Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021

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