abominable snowman

verb: When you finish in your hand, then subsequently toss it in your face. Most times it is accompanied by a frightening facial expression and/or a loud grunt.

I totally abominable snowmanned this chick the other day in a fuddrucker's bathroom, she freaked out.

by GetThatNut August 17, 2010

snowman

One who has a large amount of diamonds on him. You call him a snowman because hes so icy.

Damn look at that dude over theres hes got so much ice on him he looks like a snowman.

by Dylan H August 12, 2005

Slowmance

When a romantic relationship is moving slower than dead people. One person is generally aware, and pissed off. The other is totally oblivious and waiting for the "right moment" to take things further.

Guy1- Dude, you and Kate have been going out for like two years! Maybe it's time you kissed her?

Guy2- I'll do it when I'm ready, okay?

Guy1- Jeez, bro, how much longer will you keep up this damn slowmance?

by Tig765 February 6, 2010

Snowmansexual

A person who gets turned on and receives sexual pleasure from touching a snowman.

"Romeo touch the snowman and realized, he was a Snowmansexual."

by Abaybeach January 20, 2021

snowmunkey

a white person, a cracker

My best friend is a snowmunkey

Really? I didn't know Bob was a snowmunkey

by krunkjunk17 April 18, 2009

snowman's land

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.

Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.

by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011

snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman

"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"

by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017