Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
by MathKills February 10, 2009
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A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
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When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
by maize mcgee November 1, 2016
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2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.
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by T-Cell January 6, 2009
Get the mustang shower mug.The most embarassing part of high school gym classes. In these rooms, kids strip in public in order to change for class.
Be prepared for kids who don't know how to use towels, as you may be getting an eyeful of your friends' dicks in these rooms. Also try to preserve your own modesty and avoid getting a boner at all costs!
Shower rooms usually contain large open areas with benches to sit on, a few urinals and of course, showers. OPEN showers with the heads way too close together, so you have to stand as close to your nude classmates as possible while getting soaped up.
Be prepared for kids who don't know how to use towels, as you may be getting an eyeful of your friends' dicks in these rooms. Also try to preserve your own modesty and avoid getting a boner at all costs!
Shower rooms usually contain large open areas with benches to sit on, a few urinals and of course, showers. OPEN showers with the heads way too close together, so you have to stand as close to your nude classmates as possible while getting soaped up.
Kyle stopped in front of the one free urinal and let his dick out of the opening in his boxer briefs. He let out a stream of piss as he turned his eyes to the guys next to him. The guy to his left was wearing a muscle shirt and shorts, and had his waistband stretched downward to let his member free. The kid to his right was also in just his boxers and from the little Kyle could make out, had a pretty big package.
As his stream finished up, Kyle shook his member a little bit and put it back away. He started to walk back to the bench when he tripped on a nearby bag and slid toward the shower room. He smacked his head into the wall and felt himself become soaked by the closest showerhead.
The kids showering angrily turned toward him and grabbed him by the shoulders. He yelled about how Kyle was invading his privacy and must have been a homo, and Kyle tried to pull away. He felt his stomach urn as he realized the warmth of the water had gotten him hard, and his cock pressed against the front of his boxer briefs.
Some nearby kids grabbed him behind and pushed him toward the exit, laughing and calling him a fag as they tossed him out of the locker room, into the gym. He blushed furiously as the girls all turned to see him in his soaked boxer briefs, trying to hide an obvious boner.
Then he lost all feeling when he felt two hand grab his waistband from behind and drag his only piece of clothing to his feet. He could feel a breeze blow past his cock.
As his stream finished up, Kyle shook his member a little bit and put it back away. He started to walk back to the bench when he tripped on a nearby bag and slid toward the shower room. He smacked his head into the wall and felt himself become soaked by the closest showerhead.
The kids showering angrily turned toward him and grabbed him by the shoulders. He yelled about how Kyle was invading his privacy and must have been a homo, and Kyle tried to pull away. He felt his stomach urn as he realized the warmth of the water had gotten him hard, and his cock pressed against the front of his boxer briefs.
Some nearby kids grabbed him behind and pushed him toward the exit, laughing and calling him a fag as they tossed him out of the locker room, into the gym. He blushed furiously as the girls all turned to see him in his soaked boxer briefs, trying to hide an obvious boner.
Then he lost all feeling when he felt two hand grab his waistband from behind and drag his only piece of clothing to his feet. He could feel a breeze blow past his cock.
by Hornyguy2 November 11, 2009
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