Clam Shucking

Placing and moving the head of your penis up and down between a females labia majora to lubricate and stimulate for preparation of penile insertion.

He started clam shucking his wife while she slept in hopes of having sex.

by Seafood Chef September 24, 2008

Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.

After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011

shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool

That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.

by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012

Smack Bath

Taking a bath as hot as you can after downing a bottle of red, half a glass of jaeger and listening to grunge to fully replicate what it feels like to take smack

After a day like today all I need is a smack bath and an early night

by WAGWANNN February 8, 2015

Happy Smack

A person who is overly excited or cheerful, especially about something lame.

All right. I get it - you like American Idol. Quit being such a Happy Smack about it.

by Willie K May 28, 2008

Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

by SteveANGER February 15, 2009

Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.

Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!

by Killzark March 24, 2009