Smir Smir

A slang term for Smirnoff Vodka

Hey dude, I have a handle of Smir Smir in my fridge. Let's get wasted.

by tony805 July 15, 2010

Smick

n. A smooth dick. A fast talking, charismatic, club or bar patron who always gets the girl. See Vince Vaughn in Swingers, or Roger Dodger. A smick is a person who you'd want to be your friend, if they didn't just cock block you.

Dude, I was totally about to get in there with that hot blonde, when all of the sudden some smick swooped in and nabbed her with an epic line.

by CapnAwesome January 6, 2007

Smik

Something that is Funn., and you concider it cool.

A way of describing a situation, or person in a positive way.

"That was so Awesome"
"No it was SMIK!

"That boy is so SMIK"

by MikeyFuckingAmazing January 30, 2010

Smark

A Smark is one who claims to have "inside information" on the Wrestling Industry, even though the majority of them are most likely filled with false rumors posted by other "Smarks". An extremely stupid nick name created by those particular fans. Tend to be extremely negative on what the majority seem to favor. At times extremely hypocritical, and have an annoying "know it all" type of attitude. (The type of men women tend to dump, and make fun of behind their backs ;P) Also tends to spend more time on message boards, and on chat rooms than focusing on more important issues.

A Wrestling Smark is an extremely silly nick name to describe a Pro Wrestling fan whom acknowledges that Pro Wrestling is scripted as opposed to the "Mark".

"Smarks" tend to spread more false Pro Wrestling rumors all over the internet more than anyone else.
Despite what "Smarks" claim they know on a Pro Wrestling business, they can only know if and only if they are on the road or work in their corporate headquarters. And there is very little chance that they do.

by TwentyFour October 20, 2006

Smike it

A Florida term used as to say gonna leave.

Aye jit I’m finna smike it

by MacDaddy Dre July 14, 2019

big smicky

a guy thats not well

big smicky isnt well

by lee wilsonot September 23, 2009

smerkumcision

the act of smerk cumming on a female's face, then telling her to "wipe that SMERK off her face"

bro, did you hear what smerk did? he performed a smerkumcision on that chick he met last night!

he totally smerkumcised that girl from the club last night.

by mrsmerk August 24, 2011