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slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017
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Slimy Shotgun

(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.

(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.
(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.

(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.
by MikeHancho925 September 7, 2022
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Slimy 69

After the man creampies his date then they 69 so they can each taste their mixed juices.
After I gave her a creampie, she turned around and gave me a slimy 69.
by SexyInJersey March 9, 2023
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slimy handy

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet
by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016
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slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.
I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.
by Joe 234 March 3, 2017
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Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon
by bde_niko October 26, 2020
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Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao
“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”
by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019
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