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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
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SouthCoast Soft Serve

It's when a bunch of Hispanic or Latino gang members from the South Coast shit in a pan or bowl, put a cherry on it, and make a white guy eat it. The name relates to the fact that there are lots of soft serve ice cream shops on the southcoast - Since most shit tends to be soft, the bowl of feces is meant to look like a chocolate ice cream sundae with a cherry on top. Whatever guy is beatdown, pawned or owned, then gets it "served" to them as the Coup De Grace. Made famous in the city of New Bedford, MA.
Seamus was disrespecting the crew, so we gave him a helping of SouthCoast Soft Serve, and now he doesn't talk shit anymore!
by Southie42 September 25, 2011
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Served

To be beaten in a sudden, out of the blue competition. No previous knowledge is required on a subject to be served... Once somebody is served, and then this person serves back, then its on.
1.Shit son, you just got served.

2. You just got served back cunt

3. Shit nigga, its on
by Bruno .B. October 26, 2004
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Japanese Soft Serve

The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...

Yeah Bro...
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
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lip service

saying something but not really meaning it, often like kissing-up.
He paid lip service to his boss because he wants to get promoted.
by camiangel May 14, 2004
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Serving A Hotdog

When your dick is hanging out of your "fly".
Yesterday at school brady went up in front of the class and served a hotdog.
by Aidan Connors June 4, 2005
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