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old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.
"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."
by Piss sauce January 27, 2016
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Hang your sled!

Get out of here and disappear. So disgusted with a persons performance you want them to leave and not be a part of the same area as you.
Go hang your sled already! Just go hang your sled!
by supasup February 4, 2021
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Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.
They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey
by jondich February 7, 2020
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olde time sledding

A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.
The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"
by bonaduce January 22, 2011
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69 dead sled

raping and then shooting a woman in the head on a flight of stairs and then sticking your dick in her gun shot wound and riding her dead corpse down the stairs like a sled. her on bottom of course.
by new thought August 7, 2008
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Sloppy dog sled

The sloppy dog sled originated in Canada and is a veriation of the reverse wheelbarrow. Before intercourse a full bottle of maple syrup in inseted into the rectum. The man then goes on to his hands and is held up by his partner while being taken from behind
Guy 1: "dude, y the sad face??"

Guy 2: "man that crazy chick gave me a sloppy dog sled and forgot to take the bottle out"
by Herroc April 17, 2009
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the canadian sled dog

occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.
So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.
by Fullek August 26, 2010
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