Sleep Reaping

Masturbating in your sleep.

Similar to Sleep Walking.

Explains the phenomena of morning wood and wet dreams.

I woke up and my girlfriend was sleeping on the couch, I must have been sleep reaping again last night...

by i_love_lamp April 22, 2010

im sleep

when u sleep on someones wack ass opinion

michael says: "Im a better FIFA player than you.

calum says: "WHAT?!?...B*#ch, Im sleep."

by l_hemmo96 June 28, 2014

retard sleep

a very deep sleep in which one will not wake up under any circumstance. Profoundly oblivious and unaware of anything as they sleep.

I threw a rock at chris's head but he didn't wake up because he has retard sleep

by mike in oxford December 9, 2008

sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

Sleep Play

Erotic roleplay during which one participant, usually female, lays out on a bed or couch, typically fully clothed, and pretends to be asleep while the other participant, usually male, touches, massages, fondles, and plays with her body while she feigns sleep, eyes closed. Because there is no duty or obligation on her part to react, moan, or please the male participant, her mind is free to receive gentle tactile stimulation and more easily reach orgasm.

She and her boyfriend's favorite sexual activity besides intercourse was sleep play

by Lacey Dyer April 10, 2019

Handsome Sleep

The male equivalent of Beauty Sleep for women.

My Girlfriend: "I have class on Saturday until 12:30"
Me: "Okay, I'll catch up on my Handsome Sleep then as I have the day off"

by izcool August 19, 2010

pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.

B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2

by kooni June 28, 2007