simpinforthejaegerbros

Someone who never misses and has a delectable taste in characters.

"Simpinforthejaegerbros is always spittin."

"Simpinforthejaegerbros never miss, Erehisu > All."

by Ackermanpack February 27, 2021

simpingoverrchuuya

The best person on this earth and one if my fav mutuals in the universe they deserve all love❗❤🍓 very fruity to and nice❗❗

"One of my fav mutuals is simpingoverrchuuya"

by Strawberry.aku March 20, 2021

simpingforkazuichi

-number 1 marniel shipper
-number 1 kazuichi simp duh.
-if i had to pick a wife it would be them
-dont give then monster PLEASE

🕴oh hey who's simpingforkazuichi?
💃they're my wife
🕴oh swag

by kara mcswagger March 27, 2021

simpingformaryeunice

The most coolest funniest mutual ik 🤞🏼

simpingformaryeunice is cooler than you.

by meheartevanpeters June 3, 2021

Simping

Treating a woman like a goddess for the sake of a relationship (that's never going to happen)

A: He just donated $100 to that streamer, his message was: I love you my goddess
B: yeah he's simping hard

by cheeeeeeeese42 September 5, 2021

simplicio

Executing something with ease and suddenly obvious simplicity.

Jack: "Wow that is a nice solution"
John: "I know right, simplicio!"

by _pegasus_ July 25, 2022

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018