Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

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the pudgy person who talks a lot of mess and never backs it up. this person also has a timid personality and hangs out with a select few people of their choosing. this person can also be a instigator of many situations if your their friend they probably wont betray you but then again another trait of the Simeon is DRAMA or being DRAMATIC. so pick your Simeons wisely.

{problem creator}Simeon

by number1source September 25, 2011

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(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo

'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'

by ducklesss:D August 22, 2011

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Slang term for homosexual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming

Guy A- Want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?

Guy B- How?

Guy A- Suck a Cock

Guy B- Wow your such a Simeon

by gokwannnnny October 14, 2011

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Simer

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.

If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"

by D*unit* February 4, 2010

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