1 definition by D*unit*

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.
If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"
by D*unit* February 5, 2010
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