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sellibate

A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.
by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007
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Silicone Emulsion

noun. A magical ingredient found in top shelf moisturizers, it leaves skin radiant and softer than cashmere. Silicone Emulsion is derived from the horns of unicorns.
I just want to bathe in Silicone Emulsion.
by tangelicforever November 9, 2010
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selling dreams

When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:

What happened to you Alyssa?

Oh, I'm so bummed out.

Why is that?

Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?

EXAMPLE TWO:

Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.

Selling dreams?

She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
by problemeo February 25, 2019
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sellin candy

talkin dirty;tellin a person what sexual activity u wish to perform upon them, thus making the person feel horny (or disgusted)
person1:how was ur night with Doug?
person2:he was sellin candy all up in my ear ALL FUCKIN NIGHT
by Sugar Cube January 18, 2008
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silliousness

The trait of being sillious (as opposed to serious). Generally an augmentation of being silly. Having a constant tendency for trifling or jesting, addressing ludicrous and goofy tastes.
Her silliousness reached a level that she deserved a slapping with a trout.
by slowburn May 19, 2008
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Sillister

by Frankenstein Smells June 30, 2010
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Sillious

1. the act of being seriously silly
2. the art of making something serious silly by brilliantly mocking it
3. being super serious about something silly, like politics.

see also: silliousness
"Funginears! Stop being so sillious!"
"Obama is just another political puppet, silliously!"
by kallisto concoctions 2011 December 27, 2011
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