lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.

his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto

by parlez January 11, 2005

Sucket List

The list of potential individuals that one must suck up to in order to accomplish their goals.

Brett: "Damn, my sucket list just keeps growing! At this rate I'll never get this project done."

Ashton: "And you can kiss that promotion good bye.."

by skibumdoc May 29, 2009

dirty poop socket

As in a Dirty Sanchez, the giver puts two fingers in his or her ass, then instead of painting on a poop mustache, the giver forces his/her fingers in the recipient's nostrils

In the midst of a butt war, I attempted a Dirty Sanchez but my opponent defended his upper lip leaving him vulnerable to the Dirty Poop Socket

by Johnny Law II December 3, 2013

frat-boy cock-socket

A sorority girl. Based on the often true assumption that you cannot get with them unless you've joined a frat and paid to have friends.

"I got game, but I can't get anywhere with these chicks. They're all frat-boy cock-sockets!"

by tippy24 October 31, 2007

socketipitis

A condition in which your eyes feel like they are going to fall out of your head after heavy use on the computer.

Having played computer all day with hardly no breaks by the end of the day I had socketipitis

by midnight007 April 8, 2008

Sickation

The act of using one's sick hours or sick days at work as a vacation day(s)

"I have 83.8 sick hours"
"Dude! You need to take a sickation!"

by celticguy11 January 21, 2013

Sickest Ever

Meaning the "coolest", "dopest", "sickest" to exist. a way of describing how amazing something is or was.

It also can be used sarcastically to describe something unfortunate or funny

"Oh my god that party last night was the sickest ever"
"Wow, I love your outfit...sickest ever"

Sarcastic Use: "I got a 60 on my test, sickest. ever."

by sm177777 September 28, 2019