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Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.
Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.
by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
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Shrape

The act of getting raped by Shrek
When someone fucks u while dressed up as Shrek
Oh shit the n!gga got shraped
Look at dude he looks like the type to shrape
by A fucking racist kant October 23, 2022
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jerumpkin shrapnel

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.
After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.
by Antler* February 29, 2008
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Floss shrapnel

The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth
The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.
by Cali Sandman October 21, 2010
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Emotional Shrapnel

The detritus that gets stuck in a person's soul when another person has a complete meltdown and spreads their BS across the widest available arc becaue they can't keep their emotions in check.

A close kin to free floating anxiety - but with more oomph.
When your boss has a cow for something that wasn't your fault and really rips into you. You've got to take the hit without a flakjacket. The "Emotional Shrapnel" can lodge deep and cause future issues.
by Ms. JacKeT November 23, 2011
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scrap artist

someone who takes fighting to the next level, and makes an art out of it.
you see that guy over there, he may look small, but hes a known scrap artist
by dan ferg April 27, 2007
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scraping pavement

1. Pavement burn

2. Ejection from a fast moving object and sliding down pavement for multiple feet.

3. Parts from the underbody of a vehical scraping along the ground as you drive
I flipped my bike on the expressway and was scraping pavement for a mile straight.
by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009
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