star shopping

another word for saying that you want to commit suicide

how have you been?:
not that i might go star shopping tonight 😞

by depression gang August 29, 2020

Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

by Krema April 19, 2009

Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Plan shopping

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.

Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017

Take me shopping

Pay for everything she wants at the mall

Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke

by Lalee September 20, 2015

nigger shopping

Commonly known as "Stealing"

Dales mum was nigger shopping ryans mum.

by abcm123 June 21, 2010

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020