Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

Shmooldooldee

Shmooldooldee? Shmooldooldee! It can mean what?, No! or pretty much anyone word like that. Meant to confuse another individual, especially in chess.

Shmooldooldee! Lets see who will win now!

by August.cat November 8, 2020

Shmonged

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong

Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid

by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022

shmongologombus

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.

There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.

by Elder Plops September 26, 2022

schmooglet

noun

A mischievous person who finds pleasure in being a nuisance. Can often be used to playfully call out your significant other when they’re being a pain in the ass.

He told his wife to stop being a schmooglet after giving him a massive wedgie.

by Vankruser January 5, 2023

Shmoobi

someone that is cool (or saying thats a cool thing)

Example 1
Enid: Yo whats up shmoobi.

Mikey: Nothin much shmoobi Im just taking the biggest shit in the world rn.

Enid: Yooooo thats so shmoobi of u!!!

Example 2
Enid: I just farted

Mikey: Thats shmoobi

by Shmoobi Boobi Mikey June 21, 2023

Shmoobi

someone that is cool (also used to say thats cool)

Example 1
Enid: Yo whats up shmoobi.

Mikey: Nothin much shmoobi Im just taking the biggest shit in the world rn.

Enid: Yooooo thats so shmoobi of u!!!

Example 2
Enid: I just farted

Mikey: Thats shmoobi

by Shmoobi Boobi Mikey June 21, 2023