Jonny: Why did't you come ice skating last night?
Mike: I couldent because i was to busy shagging Amy.
Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!
(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna game of footy?
Jordan: No to busy shagging Lauren
Mike: OMG Your shagging the hottest women ever!
Mike: I couldent because i was to busy shagging Amy.
Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!
(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna game of footy?
Jordan: No to busy shagging Lauren
Mike: OMG Your shagging the hottest women ever!
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He is so ugly that he cannot bag any chicks and has to resort to being a sheep shagger instead. I hope he stops before he catches something.
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*in the pub*
"'ey up Calvin," exclaims Ray, "surprised to see you down the old boozer. thought you'd still be shacked up with your new missus. then again looking at your eyes it's clear you've had your fill!"
"Whatcha' mean?" asks Calvin.
"You got th' Shagger's Glint my son"
"'ey up Calvin," exclaims Ray, "surprised to see you down the old boozer. thought you'd still be shacked up with your new missus. then again looking at your eyes it's clear you've had your fill!"
"Whatcha' mean?" asks Calvin.
"You got th' Shagger's Glint my son"
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