shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shlankle

It is slang for penis

I have a huge shlankle

by Shlankle May 17, 2016

shlingey

A horny retard, usually a female, who wants to hump everybody and everything in sight and attempts to do so unashamedly in public.

That fucking shlingey is trying to crawl up my leg and get into my pants again!

by Jacque le foog December 30, 2018

schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

Shlifknock

A gay person who is gay and/or a nigger

You are a fucking shlifknock.

by lil bullet July 1, 2019

Shinkou

/ʃɪnkəʊ/ pronounced (shin-ko-oo)

The most amazing human being on Earth. She is the life-force of all things that are good. She’s kind hearted, loving, breathtakingly beautiful, albeit a little possessive of you but that never gets in the way of how she cares about your well-being. If you ever get the honor of being her person, consider yourself luckier than 7.7 billion other people in the world.

I was gonna off myself when I turn 30. But after I met Shinkou, I feel like I’m the happiest most luckiest person! She’s the best!

by finnkafka28 November 21, 2019

Shlingdong

A big ol peepee

Hey dude nice shlingdong

by Abdhjsbdhsnshd April 5, 2020