Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

Super Shite

something that lacks quality. Pronounced *SOOP-UR SH-IGHT*

“I don’t fuck with western movies anymore. Them movies is super shite, they are fucking lame”.

by D-Maul September 16, 2018

Shite talking

Rambling on about stuff you have never really thought through before. Usually any opinions will lack substance, although they are often phrased in a way that makes you sound intelligent and well educated. Often includes hot takes and seemingly deep questions.

“Do you ever wonder if we are living in a simulation? Ooh I wonder if anyone I know has experienced a glitch in the matrix, i heard that it can all be put down to this quantum mechanical theor-“

“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”

by Eefahh May 22, 2020

Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.

Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.

by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017

shite clapper

shite clapper A person who does what ever hes told to do or tries to please ones boss. Also like the term brown-noser

shite clapper If the boss told him to shite in his hands and clap he would do it.

by Offshore life July 25, 2018

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007