shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair

Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!

by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015

semple

the act of sampling is to watch Shrek 2 whilst partaking in the act of anal.

Dan: hey Chloe would you like to take a trip to semple street with me

Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube

by dr.anal February 22, 2018

shampooli

Originated from the word Shamali, this nickname has been given to Adam AlShamali, this nicknames means that someone is a god and is untouchable just like Adam. This term is also used for alpha males and handsome men.

“Damn bruh that guy is almost shampooli”

by iloveshamali123 March 22, 2019

Sempt

Past tense of seemed

At the time it sempt like a great idea.

by Shkeak November 4, 2019

sempion

cool guy with big pp

sempion is so cool

by notsimpion April 10, 2021

Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011