shavecation

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.

Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"

by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011

sympathy shave

Shaving your head because a friend is in cancer chemotherapy and loses her hair.

What a nice picture. I'm happy your friends care enough about you to get sympathy shaves.

by big tim 1949 October 1, 2009

Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.

Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

by TheCockDwindler July 1, 2017

shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

Shaven haven

Sadly, not my bird

A front bottom that is as smooth as a baby's arse smoking a Hamlet

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

sheeve

a pussy shit

dude that girl just sheeved all over herself!

by billy11222 March 25, 2009

Shaved balls

balls that have tons of hair and needs some shaving. Reasons for shaving the balls are irritation, being able to looking prim and proper, and even feeling uncomfortable in difficult situations.

Sunish: I have Shaved balls.
Jake: I wish I could say the same, but I have no balls.

by Limpy Simpy January 16, 2008