Shanghai Shocker

The act of inserting your fist into a bodily orifice and opening your hand in a swift manner

And then he gave me the Shanghai Shocker...it was amazing!

by AlabamaHotpocketz January 29, 2009

Shacocked

The shock you get when you see a males cock

I was Shacocked when he pulled down his pants

by Sexmaster December 21, 2017

shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

by Davedale August 28, 2019

Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.

Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.

by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022

electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011

Reverese Shocker

When your with a girl and your fingering her butthole and her vagina at then same time then pull your fingers out of her vagina then turn your hand for a little suprise.

I gave the biggest suprise to my wife tonight when i did the "Reverese Shocker".

by Mr.Big B low July 11, 2011

Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".

I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.

by wwex June 9, 2014