Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Semen Tax

The monetary price paid for getting a pice of ass so you can bust a heavy nut.

Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.

I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.

by Dick Onchin December 10, 2020

Femen Semen

A females vagina fluid.

Thomas will never taste femen semen.

Avery makes all the ladies wet with femen semen

by Phat Duong November 07, 2016

Raccoon semen

A strong hallucinogen, lasts about 5-20 minutes.

adam- have you heard about Raccoon semen?
Steve- yeah shits crazy

by bluemonsterman234 April 16, 2013

Semen milkquake

When a man cums inside of a woman and then eats it out.

Dude my bro had a semen milkquake last night.

by M1k1le July 31, 2015

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 19, 2022

semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 07, 2020