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Seltzoid

a person who is always on twitter, endlessly tweeting and can never step away from the computer or put down the phone
You're such a seltzoid, get off of your phone!
by harry65454 August 2, 2013
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seizure-and-forfeiture

A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them
Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?

legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014
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Shitzkrieg

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016
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shitzadent

1.)(noise) When your pooping and the noise that comes out sounds like tires squealing in a car accident. 2.) (action) you have to poop so bad you almost or don’t make it to the bathroom. Something that could make you prairedog
I almost had a shitzadent. Or I had a shitzadent.
by Atoddler July 1, 2020
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Seizaversery

The anniversary of one’s first seizure. Popular due to epilepsy or your just really messed up.
Shayne has epilepsy and today was her seizaversery!
by I’m doing your mom April 9, 2021
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Seizuristic

A person who has seizures
that girl is seizuristic
by seizuristic girl February 15, 2022
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Shitznity

Shitznity is used when you do have anything logical to say that is somewhat appropriate to a PG13 audience and above

Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy
Ohhhh Shitznity! Are you kidding me?
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”

When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^
by ButterflizGhost February 20, 2022
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