self serve

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

by Joe Charger May 8, 2008

Justice Seeker

Extremely derogative insult found on internet forums. Someone who is Uncharismatic, Stupid and Abrasive and then trys to get something done by the Mods/admins about the 'n00b bashing' on the forum in question when the entire community start attacking him. Basically A troll with feelings.

You're just another fucking Justice Seeker, no-one cares what you have to say.

by Quadros February 7, 2007

serve up

to deal drugs, usually cannabis

if you want any skunk then i'm serving up

by KORG July 1, 2005

seened

When you're trying to talk to someone on facebook but they view your message and don't respond.

John: "Hey Luke whats up"
Luke: *Seen*
John: "Am i really being seened?"
Luke: *Seen*

by Durry Muncher August 2, 2014

seener

someone who likes to watch other people have sex and then try to join in wih out being invited

Pedro is such a seener he tried to join in with me and Greg

by Jamal Kingsbury March 4, 2006

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 2, 2010

UBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER

Fronted by master craftsman Ash Boo-Schultz(vocals, guitar and ehru) and turntablist hype man extraordinaire Human Kebab, this Toronto based duo demonstrate a remarkable proficiency for erupting dance floors and eliciting widespread audience sing a longs.

"did u see UBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER show last night"

"ya it was intense"

by circafan99 April 13, 2010