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(US GOVERNMENT) Cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.
The DHS budget's largest line items are:
*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;
*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;
*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;
*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;
*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.
(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion
The DHS budget's largest line items are:
*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;
*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;
*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;
*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;
*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.
(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion
The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.
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Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.
Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.
This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.
This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
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Security Forces is in fact an extremely important job. They are the only line of defense between the air force base an the enemy. Now Security forces is branching out and doing even more work such as protecting convoys and even going on off base patrols.
Anyone who says that Security Forces is not an important job is either a civilian or got a DUI from a Cop.
Security Forces is in fact an extremely important job. They are the only line of defense between the air force base an the enemy. Now Security forces is branching out and doing even more work such as protecting convoys and even going on off base patrols.
Anyone who says that Security Forces is not an important job is either a civilian or got a DUI from a Cop.
Jackass Civilian- LOL USAF security forces is for bitches, be a man and join the marines
Cop- punches civilian in the face
Cop- punches civilian in the face
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Prime time show on Australian television repeatedly ranking on the top of popularity charts which pretty much sums up Australian mentality: content as follows - bunch of insecure power trip ridden knobs interrogating incoming tourists,refugees,Kiwis in a way suited for the camera and satisfaction of narrow minded 'Aussie' public.To understand this definition fully one must see show in question for oneself.It makes Schindler list look like easy night relax movie.
Prime time show on Australian television repeatedly ranking on the top of popularity charts which pretty much sums up Australian mentality: content as follows - bunch of insecure power trip ridden knobs interrogating incoming tourists,refugees,Kiwis in a way suited for the camera and satisfaction of narrow minded 'Aussie' public.To understand this definition fully one must see show in question for oneself.It makes Schindler list look like easy night relax movie.
Melbourne airport,Border security base of operation
Me: hello.
custom officer: empty your bag and wallet for search of illegall immigrants.
Me: it`s just a backpack i don`t understa...
custoom officer: you are under arrest now you`ll be now transfered to a detention centre(read:concentration camp) where you spend at least 3 years without any chance of getting legal help.
Me: hello.
custom officer: empty your bag and wallet for search of illegall immigrants.
Me: it`s just a backpack i don`t understa...
custoom officer: you are under arrest now you`ll be now transfered to a detention centre(read:concentration camp) where you spend at least 3 years without any chance of getting legal help.
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