cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

dick scrunch

The wrinkle of skin ringed around the shaft below the tip. Usually present in large flaccid cocks.

Bro Bryan has hella dick scrunch! I can't imagine how his girl takes that pork sword.

by Pete the cat February 16, 2017

Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

Felix_scrunchie_sunshine

Felix_scrunchie_sunshine is a tiktoker, she uses she/her pronouns. She post many random things about kpop!

Omg you follow Felix_scrunchie_sunshine too?!

by No sana no life March 16, 2021

Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"

by The Insult Man April 29, 2021

Grizzly back scratcher

The act of wall sitting on a tree in the woods and deficating while recieving head

Alessandro wants to be the first man to get a grizzly back scratcher

by Juicy jesus October 8, 2014