Scrumpty Dumpty

The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.

Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.

by KougatPandora92 July 23, 2019

Scrumptious deliumptious

Scrumptious deliumptious Is a word describing parts on a woman’s body like thighs or butt.

Oh her thighs are Scrumptious deliumptious

by Niggas on nine September 17, 2019

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007

Scrumpulism

A video containing clips of different people reciting parts of a speech, usually repeating certain words or phrases.

The commercial for "Red" products is a scrumpulism.

by mooktank January 8, 2009

scramption

A cute, little person whose hand fits perfectly in yours.

Fills your heart with love and your life with happiness! Most beautiful person you could imagine, both inside and out. Very intelligent, great sense of humour and fun to be around!

If you're lucky enough to find one, don't ever let them go.

She's the most beautiful little scramption I've ever seen!

by Wafflefish November 4, 2015

Scrumpy

Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.

That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.

by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone September 18, 2023

Scrumpy

a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in

that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down

by :o) April 25, 2003