scroodilydoo

a scrotum shaped cookie eaten by mexicans, complete with hair and foul odor

hey there jose what's that youre eatin?
Jose: it's a scroodilydoo! scrotum + snickerdoodle.
LOOKS HAIRY......lol

by amber evans May 1, 2008

scrodeling

The act of humming, moaning, or trying to talk with balls in your mouth.

Your mom: MMffffmmphppth!

Me: Bitch, I can't understand your scrodeling. Take my balls outcha mouth before you talk.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

Scoad

Jizz monster that skeets all over everything. Can usually be found in old run down movie theaters cumming on their popcorn or in the diet coke of the guy next to him.

Frat Boy1: Bro why does my beer taste salty and bleachy.
Frat Boy 2: Bro some scoad must've snuck into the party.

by Halfinchpunisher December 20, 2018

Cheesy Scrod

A woman who is no longer, or never was, desireable. Usually used to describe your friends ex. Derived from a Florida restuarant sign advertising the special of the day "Cheesy Scrod $10.99".

"Man, that bitch you were with was such a cheesy scrod."

by Spanks Johnson October 2, 2005

scrod

Another name for women or more specifically a woman's vagina.

Sorry Dude I am not going to be able to hang out with you tonight, I am going to go trolling for scrod.

by Mr Blake October 3, 2007

Scroatmeal

(scrōt - mēl) -noun.
A thick, gluey substance found under testicles of questionable hygenic levels. Also see "SMEGMA".

"That guy is so nasty he could have filled a whole bowl with his scroatmeal."

by BeachpoetLuke March 7, 2010

scrondle

To fondle your partner's balls during intercourse.

A contraction of scrotum fondle.

Susie: Eww! My boyfriend made me give him a scrondle when we did it!

Sally: Gross! You scrondled those nasty things?

by maddowwatcher March 12, 2010