scissor hands

when someone reaches for your smoke before you've offered it to them

Get your scissor scissor hands away from me

by RAMBOR0B June 8, 2009

scissors kissing

Lesbian sex act where one woman rubs her girlie parts / vagina against another woman's girlie parts vagina.

This causes their legs to look like scissors (if you are lucky enough to actually witness this act)

Also see clam bumping or clam bumper

Two men getting it on is disgusting and wrong but two girls scissors kissing is wholesome and natural.

by Runs with Scissors October 13, 2005

Skitso

used to describe a crazy person or crackhead

Better when used in a Aussie accent

"Nah mate you're a skitso cunt "

by SKitsocunt April 20, 2018

Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.

Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.

by mistydawn December 2, 2010

Safety Scissors

When two fat/obese lesbians go at it.

"I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."

"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"

"Yeah, her."

"That's disgusting..."

by hornyhamsters September 5, 2009

scissorfighters

quarreling lesbians

The two scissorfighters were having a lovers spat.

by motoed1 December 2, 2009

scissorchick

a lesbian who has sex in the scissor position

Now that girl is a scissorchick

by tory borty October 30, 2012