Schmeckleangelo 

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

Schmeckleangelo by Rich Crain July 17, 2018

Schmeckie in the dreidel 

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

Schmeckie in the dreidel by tirtle December 5, 2018

Schmeal 

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

Schmeal by Aganoo July 11, 2021

schmecklebecklemasas 

A word that can have any meaning

Tod: hey jake I hate you
Jake: I’m gonna tell you your mom
Tod: schmecklebecklemasas
Jake: ok never mind

schmecklebecklemasas by Lannder December 6, 2021

flapper schmeat 

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

flapper schmeat by dumibunni October 5, 2020

German Schmear 

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

German Schmear by German Schmear April 21, 2022

O'Schmeal

Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.

O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!

O'Schmeal by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023