Etch-A-Sketch

Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both nipples
simultaneously.

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Born To Scotch

A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.

I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.

But what the hell does the song mean?

It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.

OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

Pork Scotch Tea Towel

A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.

Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?

Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.

by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009

sketched out

Frightened, freaked out, panicked.

"I've never been so sketched out." -- Brooklyn coffee-bar clerk, recounting his reaction to the earthquake of August 2011.

by BrooklynBomber August 27, 2011

Sketch

(adj.) a situation, place, or person that posesses qualities that are ominous, scary, shady, out of the ordinary and or suspicious.

Hey, look at that van parked over there. Thats really sketch.
You're really quiet, why were you acting so sketch lately?

by Gabrielle D August 21, 2006

sketch-fest

when something is especially sketchy, it is referred to as a sketch-fest

what? he had sex with his cousin? , definitely a sketchfest

by Liz December 2, 2003

Sketchers United

Very small app but has a lot of shitty teens who use aave all the time(alot of them are white trust me). They're also really sensitive and are dicks if you're not good enough for them. They will also gaslight you into thinking you're wrong for hating their friend even tho you had valid reasons to. Not to mention the moderation is lazy like imagine suspending someone for saying trap even though they don't at all mean the slur. So yeah, don't download it but I mean it's dead as hell anyway.

This will probably anger a lot of people because I'm calling them out but idc

Sketchers united ruined my life

by BadKxrma8 July 11, 2023