T.M.I. Scale

A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.

Guy 1: Bro, i measured my dick and its an 8.3 on the T.M.I. Scale!

Guy 2: Nice dude.

by Ryry March 17, 2012

1-10 Scale

1 – Beyond Ugly

2 – Ugly

3 – Near Ugly

4 – Below average

5 – Average: You’re friends wouldn’t be impress!

6 – Above Average/Cute: No major complaints.

7 – Very Attractive/Hot/Pretty or Handsom: Someone you’re proud to show off in public. He or She gets a lot of attention.

8 – “Beautiful” (man or woman)/All of a 7 and more: Brag about having.

9 – Drop-dead Gorgeous/Outrageously Beautiful/All of an 8 and more: minimal flaw that is over looked by most.

10 – close to “Perfect”/One in a million: This person has a very beautiful symmetrical face, excellent body with great proportion, dresses well, knows how to carry himself or herself...

How hot is he/she on the 1-10 Scale?

by T247 December 10, 2010

scale

A common bathroom item that when you step on it, it makes you cry.

Person 1: I'm gonna weigh myself on the scale lol.
Person 2: Don'ttttt. You'll cry.

by Ferrrrrsuree. December 20, 2006

Beta Scale

A scientific scale invented by YouTube user lolitsthad that is used to determine how much of a beta a male is based on their characteristics, relationship status or how they attempt to be in a relationship with a female. The scale is measured from numbers 0 through 10 with 0 being the best and 10 being the worst. Also referred to as "The Official Thaddeus Peuterschmidt Beta Scale," or TOTPBS.

The beta scale was first introduced in Thad's video titled, "ARE YOU A BETA? LOOK HERE", which also provided gameplay of Call of Duty: Black Ops.

A guy who would tell a girl to wear a white shirt just so he could pour water on it and see underneath is pathetic so therefore, he would be ranked an 8 out of 10 on the Beta Scale.

by Jinx003 September 19, 2011

Rectum Scale

A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.

Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.

by jerk jiggler February 20, 2005

Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.

"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".

by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009

scape goat

<n>
person, or group of people, used to call blame upon.

Nativists used immigrants as scape goats for explain the problems of America in the 19th Century.

by Rob Michael September 29, 2005