Saturday Handshake 

The passing of a beer (or otherwise appropriate malt beverage) from host to guest, upon arrival.

Dude's a good guy. I went to his party this weekend, he met me at the door with a Saturday Handshake.

Saturday Handshake by Infinity Squared June 6, 2009

Saturday Night Anderson 

A trophy lay. An attractive male that looks good in bed and at breakfast.

I'm not looking for a relationship, just a reliable Saturday Night Anderson.

Saturday Night Anderson by Dev & Sara January 18, 2009

Saturday Car 

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

Saturday Car by Kay Star January 29, 2009

saturday night remorse 

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.

I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

saturday night remorse by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009

Saturday Night ShitShow 

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.

Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

Saturday Night ShitShow by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010

Saturday Morgans 

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

Saturday Morgans by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

Saturday Phatter Day 

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.

"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."

Saturday Phatter Day by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013