my salsa 

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

my salsa by brendan May 6, 2004

lady salsa 

Female peroid juice

She ate her lady salsa

lady salsa by Trap32 November 26, 2015

Dusty Salsa 

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.

Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.

Dusty Salsa by TT69 March 14, 2018

Palm Salsa 

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.

I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.

Palm Salsa by Paul August 23, 2004

Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.

Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".

Chode Salsa by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008

Carnival Salsa 

Barf; made up of all kinds of carnival food, finished off with a ride on the teacups.

We went to the state fair, and there was carnival salsa all over the sidewalk. Some kid had just finished riding the teacups.

Carnival Salsa by bricks212 July 27, 2010

tossed salsa 

Just like tossed salad but instead you're licking the anus of a Mexican chick

Pedro liked to give his chiqua some tossed salsa before burying his burrito.

tossed salsa by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007