Brazilian Hair Salon

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.

The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!

by jizmasterflex March 25, 2009

Salonista

A person who wrote/worked for the online magazine Salon.com, especially during its heyday in the 1990s.

She started out as a Salonista, then moved on to The Times.

by Dave Cullen May 28, 2008

Slone

Always talking shit

Tristan you always talking SLONE bru

by Forehead12345 February 27, 2022

nevaeh slone

the most beautiful human on earth with the best personality, best looking, amazing, generous,fun,funny,best friend anyone could ever have. i love her so so so so muchhh. <3 please know that i will never forget about you, and please never forget about me. -alexis merritt :)

nevaeh slone is beautiful.

by lexi merrritt June 2, 2021

salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

salon boy

A douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.

"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclown spends on his hair?"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."

"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"

"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"

by Captain Benjamin December 28, 2008

Salonee

Salonee is a beautiful Indian girl with brown hair and eyes. She is usually the funny friend in the group and always looks out for others. Anyone would be lucky to have a Salonee in their life.

Salonee always says she, "hates it here," but we all know she doesn't.

by sa1amand3r October 4, 2020