When the storm is coming in, dock your boat anywhere you can. Also, When the bar is closing and all of the good looking girls are leaving, settle with any fat/ugly one.
Bartender: Last call.
Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.
Bartender: Really?!
Guy: Hey, any port in the storm
Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.
Bartender: Really?!
Guy: Hey, any port in the storm
by experienced fuck up April 15, 2012
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2. The basic ground infantry of the Galactic Empire in the movie series Star Wars
2. The basic ground infantry of the Galactic Empire in the movie series Star Wars
1. Those damn storm troopers destroyed my country!
2. Those damn storm troopers destroyed my planet!
2. Those damn storm troopers destroyed my planet!
by Adam "tr0n" March 23, 2005
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Well-educated meteorologists who drive around the central united states searching for tornadoes to learn more and more about them. Not some crazy oklahomens who drive in 4x4's and jabber on with each other thorugh CB radios, just like everyone besides Jo and Bill in Twister. Here's some good advice, don't go chasing tornadoes unless your prepared, or better yet, play it safe and don't go at all!
by Cole Earnhart November 10, 2008
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2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you
2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
by fran_muck March 14, 2007
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by computerscientits April 24, 2017
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On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.
The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.
The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021
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