Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Surprise Reach Back

When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.

Rachel gave the surprise reach back last night. It was awesome. Finally got to hit that booty.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

Surprise Bowel Movement

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.

"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

by Rabadina March 25, 2009

SURPRISE BITCH!

Needs no explanation. If you honestly can't figure out what it means, you're a fucking retard.

SURPRISE BITCH!

by No surprises :( November 17, 2010

Surprise Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.

(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!

by Vixen_T January 24, 2010

Surprise Sex

Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.

Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.

Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.

by TheRealCK June 2, 2011