chump stump

A semi erect penis, often achieved through drunken arousal or an ugly lay

Man 1: Heard ya got laid last night, How was it?

Man 2: horrible bro, horrible

Man 1: oh no, why's that

Man 2: Bitch was so ugly and I was so wasted I could only achieve a chump stump

by J's_Marvelous_Terms February 09, 2019

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 28, 2021

fat stump

Big fat dick

The fat stump fuck her pussy up !!! By Andrew

by By the fat stump February 21, 2020

Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

Buck Stump

When You Poor af. And you borrow money from yo bruh and don't pay it back, buck stump.

Dude you haven't payed him back yet?
Damn your in a buck stump.

by Defineit101 April 15, 2015

stumped out

When you are having intercourse and you pull out too far and the penis misses the vagina and bends abruptly. Stumped out

I stumped out last night

by Mkeller August 04, 2019

Middle Stump

Popular slang among teenagers in Southern India for a penis.

Damn, he got kicked so hard in the middle stump.

by Sombody Toucha ma Username August 12, 2021