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Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day is a world wide celebration in the 18th of April where everyone picks a sharp object and repeatedly stab themselves in the stomach because some Urban Dictionary Page said to do so.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.
-Please oh god please, I don't wanna do it. Not when I'm about to achieve my most desired dreams! There must be another way!

-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.
by CDWLT April 9, 2022
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secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.
Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?
by Fruit pie June 12, 2009
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Gash Stabber

Roberto was a real gash stabber when he penetrated Alysha's lady garden with all his might.
by Nayataan January 18, 2015
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cacky stabber

Geordie slang for a male who enjoys making love to another mans rectum whilst penetrating excretion.
There is no doubt about it he is a 100 per cent cacky stabber
by krissy the pissy March 4, 2015
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School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.
Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII
by JackHadden March 12, 2020
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out of the stable

When someone openly admits to being a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
John: Is he a total brony or what?
Amanda: I'm not sure. If he is he's hasn't come out of the stable yet.
by SoTrue May 25, 2012
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Extra-Cab Stab

Fucking a girl in an extra cab pick up truck through the back window
I was extra-cab stabbed the other night; there are ball marks on my window
by extracabstab September 15, 2013
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