Squat Lockouts

The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.

a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*

by Okay Jokay October 8, 2011

Hobo Squat

The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see

Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!

Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.

by Drastil October 21, 2009

Didly Squat

To do nothing, to have nothing

David Pryordoes didly squat after he gets home from school everyday.

by David pryor April 1, 2003

Alley Squat

The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.

Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.

After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Squat Kick

A Russian Slav dance, commonly used by white people. The name squat kick became used as a name when Fortnite introduced the dance as an in game emote.

Dylan is going to squat kick in front of Wilko.

by Sal Volcano April 23, 2019

Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.

1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."

by A Student of English July 14, 2018